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[–] REEEperMan 1 point 32 points 33 points (+33|-1) ago
Working out 3 hours a day (lulz) doesn't help when you eat 12 hours a day, sweetie.
On a side note, I'm so disgusted with this whole "muh representation" bullshit and needing superheros/characters to be exactly like your race/gender/weight/hair color/shoe size/whatever in order for you to empathise with them.
[–] green_man 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Futurama represented them, more than once. Same with Mike Myers. The fucked up thing about it is that was less than 20 years ago and by today's standards it's a "normal" fat.
[–] Dildozer_Delux 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Forgot one
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Plus, working out by slowly walking on the threadmil and lifting 5 lbs ain't working out, even if you slowly do it for 3 hours.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Comics have been shit for ages, so they try to appeal to every kind of oversensitive freak imaginable with the whole "representation" BS.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Even if what it said was true (spoiler, it's not). You can't outrun the fork.
[–] BlackDadsScatter 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Size 13 my hoop!
[–] physicscat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
More like size 20-22.
[–] glassuser 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Yeah, she lifts. A loaded fork.
[–] wham-bam 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah. Apparent breathing without a CPAP machine counts as a workout for these fat fucks.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Every day is leg day when you’re that heavy.
[–] performance ago
Implying it walks anywhere :/
[–] Scooter_Death ago
It does the Toilet Squats and the Fridge Shuffle. Many times per day!
[–] Aririnkitaku 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
eating until you cant move does not classify as a workout
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
In this weeks issue, Faith challenges arch-nemesis, Thermodynamo to prove CICO works! Spoiler: Faith refuses to lose and unwaveringly remains fat.