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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oh, I forgot one funny story - once she had a blood test for her cholesterol (since she took medication for high cholesterol, too) and she came back home with McDonalds. Good God.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Blood type: McD?

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[–] 11215558? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Now that's not giving a fuck.

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[–] 11215506? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not being able to cook is NO excuse. You can eat sandwiches and potato chips and still keep a healthy weight. You can eat hungry man type microwave meals and still maintain a healthy weight. The real problem is your roomie has no idea how many calories are in anything and has no idea how much they ate today or yesterday.

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What's strange is that she claims she can cook, she just never does it. And yup, there's been many a day where I put minimum effort into preparing a meal, I just made sure to load up on veggies and prepare reasonable portions.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everyone who doesn't cook thinks that they're amazing at it thanks to that one time five years ago that they boiled some vegetables to make soup. I don't know why, but for some reason people in our culture just seem to have a hard time admitting they don't have any skills in the kitchen. You see it a lot with the "I don't have time to cook" people especially. Where they're clearly doing things in an insanely inefficient way but refuse to admit that they could stand some tips.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My husband and I live in the bush. We mainly eat canned/frozen food because we're in one of the few places on Earth where fresh produce actually is expensive. Ever paid $5 for a baggy of shitty mixed salad enough for one person? It blows. But we just keep track of our calories and don't eat between meals. My husband is 130 and I'm an even 100. He's 5'8" and I'm 5'2". Our youngest cat is a bit fat right now and thus is on a diet and mad at us. But we'll get him slimmed down, he's already looking a bit trimmer.

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[–] Mathurin1911 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Have you heard of active feeders for cats?

Basically you put the food inside a little cup and they have to reach in with a paw and drag it out. They eat when hungry, but not so much when bored. 1 of 2 cats is very skinny, the other is a bit big but lost quite a good bit from back when he was on full feed. He grew up as a stray with little to no food, so it has probably made him anxious.

Half of the reason I got cats instead of dogs was so I could leave them alone with food and water for a week while I went somewhere. They are exactly as happy to see me as when I get home from being gone for an hour.

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[–] CrowleyKOH 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My cousin will cover her pasta (like 3 portion sizes in 1 bowl) with mayo, cheese and bacon

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[–] 11215535? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The cheese and bacon, sure but - mayo? Who the fuck puts mayo on pasta.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fats and their fucking mayo. I once read on here that they basically use it as a lubricant to inhale the food faster, since eating like a human is too slow for those monstrosities.

Also, if you want to be horrified, look up "mayo bologna cake"

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Eww... I'm suddenly more repulsed by mayo than I ever was.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh God! Ew!!!!

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I will never understand how people abuse their bodies like this. You only get one, look after it!

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[–] 11215543? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, you get many many more, but if you don't learn how to keep your shit together, you will be made to live it over again until you do.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've heard this, that we are reincarnated unless we learn all the lessons. Only then do we get to be free and not have to return.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly I have a terrible diet. I eat hummus for the majority of my meals, and I love me some falafel, and spanicopita, but the rest of my diet consists of cheese and salami on bread or crackers with mustard, or take out. Which could be anything from pizza, fried rice, crab rangoon (favorite!), burgers, thai (least favorite, the BF orders it and I can't eat any of it most of the time), OMG crepes, I love crepes and occasionally frozen mini corn dogs. however I eat green things and fruit, I don't drink anything but water, tea, coffee, and wine, and I limit my intake so that I can have 3am drunken popcorn. I just use Tabasco instead of butter sometimes.

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[–] 11215527? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is she still your roomie? At night right before sleeptime, ask her how many calories she ate today. She'll probably get piggered over it, but I also bet she cannot tell you.

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[–] ayra_now11 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She's not my roommate anymore, but she did once have the nerve to tell me that I should be getting my eyes examined more often because it's healthy... as she sat there simultaneously taking meds and eating a cheeseburger and fries. Oh, and by what I've observed, she probably eats around 4000 calories every day, minimum.

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[–] 00100100-10 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So I used to live with roommates and I'd do this thing where I'd set them up for failure. It consisted of me getting a box of donuts and pretty much eatting only one. Then I'd leave the rest on the kitchen counter and tell them to have as many as you like. Same thing with candy, I'd have a few and then give them the rest.

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[–] M3ta 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One thing I will never comprehend is the obsession of dipping pizza in ranch. Yes! I love dipping food into more calories!

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I mean the whole point of a high calorie item is that it's probably getting most of that through things related to taste. You'd think you'd want to actually taste the food you're splurging on!

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