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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's funny how fat men think it's more acceptable for men to be fat, while fat women think it's more acceptable for women to be fat. It really is a shame that they won't just date each other and leave normal people alone.

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[–] Ocelot 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

It really is a shame that they won't just kill themselves and stop dragging down society

Ftfy

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[–] 11206078? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They think they can just call themselves "big" like it's out of their control.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

The mayos are as retarded as the femayos. "I want muh athletic fitness model! I won't settle for less just because I'm a gelatinous flesh bag!"

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[–] 11206096? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It actually thinks a super fit gym rat is going to want to fuck a 300 lb pile of mayo.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm a fit gym rat and like all the other gym rat ladies we live for FPH and making fun of fatties.

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just the idea of fucking a body that resembles a huge pile of mayo makes my privates scream. I’m also gonna go hug my bf now in genuine appreciation that I’m with him after that album shudder shudder

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Femayos think they should be with muscular men because muscle is the counterpart of curves. They'll settle for skinny men if need be.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Choosy beggars indeed!

And Mr. "300 pounds all muscle" didn't even bother to include his picture so you know he's nearer to 500.

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[–] Appleseed12333 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

300 is just the last number on his scale, of course he doesn't count the fact it goes around in a circle twice.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"There's some muscle in there somewhere." It's just that there's a LOT of fat over it . . .

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well of course there is, otherwise he wouldn't be able to move whatsoever. Stupid fats.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He forgot to include the 200 pounds of hidden muscle.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Fat women don't want fat men; fat men don't want fat women; normal humans don't want either.

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[–] Thatsahugebitch 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And yet tomorrow we'll see yet another article written by some fat beast 'journalist' telling us that not being attracted to/dating/pigfucking one of these calorie rapists is fatphobic/sexist/whatever.

NO ONE WANTS A FAT

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[–] SuperKamiGuru 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think the lesson here is: Nobody likes fat people.

Don’t be fat, kids.

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[–] Delorean1988 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

As a former barge, I can confirm the insanity of these pieces of shit. It was amazing how quickly more attractive and sane women become available once you lose the fat and the mentality that comes with trying to maintain it.

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[–] ShitlordMcThrowaway [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I propose HIPPOcrite as a tag for future submissions.

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[–] Tax_Blobs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nice !

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[–] belil569 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Even fats don't want fats.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It always cracks me up when a mayo holds up the fat arm trying to flex when there's no muscle tone. Not fooling anyone, fatty.

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[–] alagra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, right? I'm a weak little shit, but at least when I flex there is a clear bicep line just because there's no fat in the way!

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I weak little shit with visible muscle tone is still so much better than a fat blob pretending to be muscle.

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