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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 39 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago
I can't remember the last time I took a shit and thought to myself "you know what would make this experience better? Cookies. Right now."
[–] fatsruineverything [S] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
It's that then posting a photo of it on the internet that truly mystifies me.
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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
Of course it is, because it's the only way they can get any attention. People sure as hell aren't praising her for her hard work or slim figure, so shit cookies is the next best thing.
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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Eating while shitting isn't normal, but on fat it is.
Fat. Not even once.
[–] ahoyfatso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
To be fair, it might be in there for an hour or more. One has to keep their energy up during strenuous activity.
Vomit. Why is there food anywhere near you take a shit??
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
JFC that's disgusting. Do they ever stop eating?
[–] c-fox 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Only when they sleep.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
And then, only because the CPAP machine gets in the way.
[–] PoopooJoons 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Sometimes they sleep eat.
[–] Fetalpig 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Why would you bring in food to the bathroom?
[–] 44NJ9 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
To start the e. coli infetiocious diet.
[–] Fatshion-Fupa ago
I mean, I have to remind my 3 and 5 year olds not to bring drinks with them into the potty. (They seem to forget they have things in their hands.) Poo and food do not mix! My kids will go, oh, right! And then set their cup on the counter and then proceed to do their business.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Brilliant, really. Why let the routine demands of the body interfere with feeding? You only need one hand to wipe.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Assuming it doesn't already have the shower running ...
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
If the Adipocalypse had started in the 50s or 60s, I'm sure the Waffle Stomp would be a popular dance. It's what you do after you've done the Mashed Potato too many times.
[–] 44NJ9 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
What's better than the smell of grandma's cookies and shit?
[–] elcob32 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Even the lowest of vermon don't eat where they shit.
[–] blue5car 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
When you're a genderless sack of shit and lard, I guess any attention is good attention.