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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

LOL. This is the glamor of life in a fat relationship. One buys a safe, a safe, for friggen chocolate of all things and the other cracks it for, again, just some chocolate. It reads like an adventure story from the back of a cereal box where the villain is always plotting to steal the hero's breakfast sugar. That level of stupidity is real life when you bump fupas. I mean, isn't this the kind of petty nonsense you deal with as a parent of, like, 10 year olds? "Mooooom, he stole my lollies!" and then you pretend like you care about something so trivial because you know the kid simply isn't mature enough to understand that this really doesn't matter. Fats are actually overgrown toddlers arguing over sweets.

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[–] Living_with_a_ham 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"Fats are actually overgrown toddlers arguing over sweets."

Bang on the money there; it is just like having another kid in the house.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I just think its funny that fattit doesnt call it out on getting a fucking SAFE for its beetus.

This is not sane behavior...

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mission Impossible: Snack Protocol

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hams are lacking in basic empathy, incapable of thinking of anyone else's feels except their own. But fat or not, anyone taking my shit without permission would be out of my life within milliseconds.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's textbook addict behavior. They simply can't be trusted around food or money that can be used to buy it.

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[–] LessRealsMoreFeels 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My fiancé and I have a rule. We buy two, of EVERYTHING. If I buy cottage cheese, I buy him one too. I’m into Cello Wisps right now (Literally cheese crisps cause Keto) and we each get our own bag.

You can't make this shit up.

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[–] belil569 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had to do this with my ex wife. Not due to her being fat but just not caring. I plan my meals and snacks. Changing that up on me mid week screws with me.

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More likely [F?] is sleep eating.

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[–] MagickCat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Came here to say just that. Or she ate it and just forgot so obviously the other pig is eating her snacks...

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[–] BuffyTheHamSlayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHA. I love my relationship. I don't eat sweets but the SO has a thing for chocolate chip cookies so I bring him one home once a week from work meetings. We got a bag of candy for Thanksgiving and I ate one kitkat and he ate a few chocolates before we dumped it. I bought 3 bags of chips. Personal sized to add to sandwiches for crunchy salty goodness. 2 are still sitting there 2 months later. It's like we eat healthy because it's tasty or something...

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[–] kikage 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like how halfway down the comments in the Reddit thread, is where people start mentioning that Fatty M, might just have an eating disorder. These dumbfucks should be able to see the forest for the fucking trees, it's not that hard. If your cracking a safe for a chocolate bar, you might have a problem.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shouldn't have made the combination O-R-E-O I guess.

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