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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bring a lot of super healthy but really tasty dishes to Thanksgiving. When it comes time to load up your plate, deliberately skip the greasy mess that your aunt brings in. Mutter something about cholesterol and heart disease, then select something healthy. Spend the entire meal glancing at her plate full of crap like it's week-old roadkill.

As soon as she snaps and says something about not eating like a man, respond that it's called eating like a responsible adult. I'm certain that you're a healthy weight, so feel free to point that out to her. Then pull up a BMI calculator on your phone and figure out where she's at.

Tell your mom in advance you're expecting a fight is she starts crap with you again. It sounds like she's a shitlady so she should take your side. Family or not, you can't let fatties walk all over you.