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[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

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[–] Countess_shitula 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Could it put any LESS effort into that parry?

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Jesus.

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[–] fatsruineverything 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They look so ... short-bus special 0_o

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[–] Tacohell 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6ymkED6lH/

Instaham Shrek is pretty nightmarish.

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Kudos to her for becoming less fat, but she will have the scars forever. you can see how messed up her stomach is and always will be.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Her body will be fucked and unnatural forever.

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[–] dodecadildo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She already has pretty bad bingo wings.

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[–] green_man 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's fucking enormous even for Shrek.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ogres can have thyroid issues too shitlord!

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[–] Snackz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Disney's Moo-ona

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Get out of my swamp(ass)!

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Can I suggest an added rule? It must have happened in the CURRENT YEAR.

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

True.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I am NOT going out tonight being stuck in buttfuck nowhere central washington.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Probably a good thing.

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[–] DeadMary 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A lot of fat girls in my home-town's Halloween street party are going as the TARDIS this year. The jokes write themselves...

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seriously though, like Harley Quinn last Halloween -- how in the ever-loving fuck does any girl even pushing a 25 BMI, let alone way past class 1 obesity, not get a reality beat-down just by looking at the actresses that play these characters versus their big fat yuck selves in the mirror??? I don't get it -- even after witnessing all the heifers in Harley Quinn abomination costumes shooting daggers at my slim step-daughter while also in her HQ outfit -- YES, not-so-humble-brag and she won her classes' costume contest :)

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Halloween may be one of the few times Land Whales emerge and approach you. Beware; although Docile looking, they can unleash.... foul odors?

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[–] theoldones 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fuck it, make this a yearly thing, yeah

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Aww. Australia doesn't really bother with Halloween. This sounds like fun.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It can be an amazing opportunity to shitlord. A friend dressed up as a member of the social group. He stuffed pillows in his shirt, and pants in order to more accurtely resemble the larger person. He did his hair in a comparable style, with the same excess of gel, and some sort of white powder for dandruff.

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