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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

I'm not even surprised. I've seen morons on the internet asking if it's 'safe' to only drink water and nothing else, and a couple of the responses told them to be careful and that you can die if you do it long term. What the actual fuck.

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[–] Gowdy 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

kek, they must be third worlders. In that case it probably is safer to drink soda b/c they all shit in their only source of water.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Can support. My parent did not drink water because he was raised to understand the water was bad. Guess what? Still not fat.

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[–] PartTimeGoat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Everyone who ever drank water at any point in their lives ended up dead doe.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh fuck me I totally just had some water just now...

On a side note, I'm actually not allowed to drink too much water on account of my kidney failure and I can't pee. I still need water to live though, I'm just supposed to limit it. Which I don't because I fucking love drinking water.

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[–] Fatshion-Fupa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah. I drank water once. Now I'm a ghost.

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[–] aestheticcake 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Can't tell if you fucked that up intentionally or not lol

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[–] ETres 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I am not surprised by the OP. I worked with a horribly obese stinky woman years ago who said she only drank coffee. I had a hard time getting my mind around that and implored, "Really - nothing else? No water or anything?" Nope - only coffee. BTW, she's been dead for about 15 years now.

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[–] CFR223 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

At least there was a happy ending, another true HAES success story.

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[–] ETres 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She may have been the first fat person I truly hated simply because she was so fat and disgusting. She acted like she knew everything, even billed herself as an accountant. After doing the books for a small side business entity at our company, it became dreadfully clear she didn't know jack shit about accounting. Also, when she'd get up out of her chair, there'd be a wafting odor of moist ass lingering in the air. And she smoked like a freight train.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

The whole family was planning to stay at the hospital with him

That's the reason so many people are fat. Their families infantilize them and they never grow out of the infancy stage. Babies want nothing more than to sleep and shit. When you're not forced to stop such behavior your cling to it long after biology needs you to change. It makes you nothing but obese retarded babies

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[–] Alopix 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

You know the second the nurses' back is turned they'll sneak in 2000 calories of beetus

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Every 20 minutes or so.

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

But sweet tea and soda both have water in them, so...

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[–] sidewaythighgap 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Had someone tell me once the main ingredient of sweet tea is not water, but tea...

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That's some advanced stupidity.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In late, but that was my comment. Allergic to peanuts? Trace amounts will cause anaphylactic shock. So.....

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[–] Volksgemeinschaft 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] SummeGai 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pretty sure that stuff is boiled to make the sugar super-saturate. That's how they stuff so much in there.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

What bothers me isn't so much that one 400lber managed to convince itself it has a water allergy. Fat will do that. What bothers me is that 10 separate people managed to be convinced of this without a single one of them questioning it ever. People are so dumb now and so gullible. The increasing number of people like this among us is why the world is doomed.

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[–] McFluffy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this things worst nightmare is a rainstorm.

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[–] thrushlimberger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Some people do get stomach upset from non acidulated water. Add some fucking lemon juice, and teach kids about acids and bases and how their goddamn digestive tract works.

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[–] Snackz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Where will we sleep?" Try the fucking morgue

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[–] hels 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This helps prove that hams and ham families are stupid too.

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