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[–] BurnItAll 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Because its oh-so-hard to make a salad and cook a chicken breast when you have kids. The people who throw their dignity and self respect out the window under the excuse of "I'm a parent" are the worst. Act like a fucking role model for your offspring and continue to better yourself.

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[–] AltamontPass 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Your wife, who had two pregnancies, is super thin. Were you the surrogate? Lol

Based on a pic provided in the comments, his wife looks human despite, you know, being the one who actually gave birth to those 2 kids. Seems like this fat ass is just using the kids as an excuse to pretend like he's just too busy to care about his body; reality is just he's a lazy ham.

If she doesn't divorce him in the next 4 years, I'll change my name to Sally.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

He said in one of the comments that “I gained pound for pound along with my wife, but she lost it and I didn’t. Wish I could take an 8 lb 3 oz shit!” So she had 2 normal human pregnancies it sounds like, and dropped the ~20ish pounds (including literal baby weight), and her useless fuck of a husband kept stuffing his face. Hopefully she’s working on getting the fuck out of there- I’d feel appalled and worse than cheated if someone did that to me.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She's apparently an ex model and a nurse too. Idk how long she'll put up with his fat.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wouldn't be surprised if she has a Sancho/Jodie taking care of her ahem needs by now.

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[–] Volksgemeinschaft 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Every person who has ever posted a selfie on instaham is apparently a model these days.

I highly doubt she was any kind of a serious model to have ended up with this beta.

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[–] Barry_Scott 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

The smile in the first photo seems pretty genuine. The over the top "look at how happy I am" facial expression in the second photo is fierce.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Am I the only one who thinks he look hotter as a dad????? r/hotafdadbods"

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Let the weak breed themselves out.

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[–] NoLiquorLeft [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Humanity is doomed.

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[–] minadredi 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I have the added bonus of being a fucking moron. It's kinda fun. Getting old is awesome!

I'm not going to say "at least he's self aware". That just makes it worse. For the sake of his kids I hope he dies fast.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Getting old is awesome!

How would he know? He's pretty unlikely to find out tbh

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[–] bock 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I wanna see the someone ask if the wife is happy!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She's not.

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[–] bock 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Bragging that he will not see his children grow up, YAY REDDIT IS SUPER NICE YAY AWSOME, what fucking idiots

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I think that now, you're way far happy than ever, am I wrong?"

Objection! Leading the fatnis!

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[–] NoLiquorLeft [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lol these were the comments that killed me too. Yeah, I’m sure you’re soooo much happier with almost 40 extra pounds just weighing you down every day. It’s flat-out denial of reality.

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