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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Your Honor, these accusations of exhibitionist masturbation are wholly unfounded. As my client avers in his sworn affidavit, he hasn't been able to reach his penis since sometime in the summer of 1968. We now offer Exhibit A, his comically huge gut, into evidence."

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

JFC it's like bad Photoshop of a fat's head & torso superimposed on a normal man's legs/butt, but oh so real 0_o

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pick up your McDonalds garbage Weinstein!

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They take you

And make you,

They look at you in disgusting ways

You should've never trusted Hollywood,

I was standing on the wall

Feeling ten feet tall,

All you maggots

Smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard,

This is my front page

This is my new age,

All you bitches put your hands in the air

And wave them like you just don't care,

All you maggots

Smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard,

All you bitches put your hands in the air

And wave them like you just don't care,

Phony people come to pray

Look at all of them beg to stay

Even I thought that Terry Crews would have gave up a name to the Hollywood exec who grabbed his crotch.... They all deserve eachother.

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