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[–] PolybiusPizza 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I got some CHANGE! Your attitude is a complete reflection of the garbage that is your existence! You body is a bumbling mound of excessive calories you entitled butterfuck planetoid! Stop harassing all these hard-working, decent HUMANS! The fact that I'm even breathing the same air as you makes me want to puke in your GODDAMNED FACE! Your mere presence is so revolting I feel like grabbing you by your ogre ears and hurling you off this bus! The only thing stopping me from doing so is my absolute certainty that soon, but not nearly soon enough, LORD BEETUS will take your limbs from you in a slow, painful, degrading way that leaves you so utterly miserable, stuck in the moldy embrace of a disgusting, broken couch, so depressed and alone that you'll be begging for it all to end! FEEL THE CHANGE YET?!?!"

Next time.... ;)