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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
On the bright side, the lack of productivity that will come from an obese population will make America so useless that it will not be worth invading. Failing that, you can always hope the other side will be as fat as you are and that is a fairly good bet.