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[–] Reddit-is-kill 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're missing a huge point here. Before he pulled her, he fucked her. So he's a self described pig fucker and probably wanted more of the pork, like the subhuman he is, but his friends probably just shitlorded him and he backed out. Just saying. Still funny, but I give him no props.

What do you guys think, is fph tolerant of ham planet hammerers?

Edit: Butter beaters, fat fondlers, pig porkers, chubby chasers, blob bangers, grease gobblers, golem riders, and obeast wranglers all get no sympathy from me.

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[–] 3l3m3nT 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

We are not tolerant of pig fuckers and we never will be.

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[–] Reddit-is-kill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The true heros here are his friends for convincing him not to shishkabab that cow again. Spelling on shishkabab uncertain. I'm too lazy to look it up.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yeah, this pig fucker ain't no shitlord

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A shitlord would’ve pulled off the prank without touching the vile swine, thennnnn trick it into traveling and then vanishing, leaving the pile of shit stranded. No contact is made, and the pig suffers.

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[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You're probably right. He's very beta-ish looking.