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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Hey, that's not true! They believe in sharing the costs of their healthcare.

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[–] shitlordiette 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

They also believe in "sharing" airplane and bus seats.

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[–] DevilsMonkey 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

97 MORE YEARS, MORTY.

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[–] misanthropiclez 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

can we clone her? she's so goddamn gorgeous. seeing in comparison these fucking gremlins who cry over being 400 lbs and everyone not calling them a brave beautiful goddess is just absurd.

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[–] manapot 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

EXCUSES FATS WOULD COME UP WITH TO NOT HAVE TO SHARE THEIR CANDY

  • I got out of bed today, I deserve a treat
  • I got a gym membership that I'll never use, I deserve a treat
  • I walked to the park, I deserve a treat
  • I managed to wipe my ass without using the rag on a stick, I deserve a treat
  • I only had one dessert, I deserve a treat

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

  • Muh bloodsugar, I deserve a treat.

  • I'm a strong sexy womyn, I need treats.

  • Fuck the patriarchy, I want muh treats!

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[–] fattyboomboom 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Israeli food culture is completely different. Portions are significantly smaller, vegetables are part of every meal, and working out is strongly encouraged. There are no free refills or ridiculously large soda cups. I remember how shocked I was 15 years ago when I flew over to visit my aunt in the states. Bacon and hash browns for breakfast? No salad? That really boggled my 12 yr old mind. And of course, all you dirty Nazi fucks on here are welcome to bite my big ol Jewish ass.

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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're welcome here, the Nazis can piss off.

Besides, Jews are huge shitlords in my experience. My boyfriend is Jewish and loves the term deathfat, and his grandmother is always pointing out the fattest people in public.

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[–] fattyboomboom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ahh yes, old school Jews have zero fat sympathy. My grandma is 80 years old, does aerobics and yoga several times a week, and shit lords the hell out of her fat daughters in law behind their backs.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I never really had two reeses at a time either. All candies come in share sizes to me, even just a bag of gummy worms is share (or eat on 3 different occasions).

Growing up, my parents loved their sweets (in moderation) and at least once a month you could find a 4 pack half eaten in the fridge: one for me, mom, dad, and one for someone else another day.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fatties can have both just don't throw the wrapper on the sidewalk. Bettus wrappers everywhere.

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=GTbPlfRS_c4 | https://www.hooktube.com/embed/GTbPlfRS_c4 :

Gal Gadot Tries a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for the First Time - YouTube

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