Archived 26-stone obeast re-enacts Britney Spears' 'Toxic' video (dailymail.co.uk)
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Archived 26-stone obeast re-enacts Britney Spears' 'Toxic' video (dailymail.co.uk)
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[–] TommyBombadil 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I read the title, thought to myself "No, don't look", and then I did. Why are people rewarding this type of lifestyle? This will ruin the rest of my day.
[–] ThrowAwaySwoleBro 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
On the bright side cocain will make that heart stop right quick.
[–] firefox250 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ehhh, but not before the cholesterol does.
[–] Prettyfloralbonnet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It looks like a whale rolled around in glitter. How does anyone approve of this??
[–] uncommitted 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
What a fucking train wreck.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] shallos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There is so much win in it, "Hungarian", "Snowflake", "biggest", not so much on "pop star" tho.
[–] supernatendo 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Okay, I understand kilograms, I understand pounds, but can someone explain to me how to conceptualize "stone"? I keep having to Google it. Only 3 countries use the "stone" unit of measurement, so why use it on a global internet?
[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
The page is hosted in a .co.uk domain and the Brits love to confuse non-Brits.
1st is 6kg and a little bit. 26*6 is 156. So, she could be pregnant of a grown up adult, deliver it and still be overweight. Quite an "achievement".
[–] fluffingtonthefifth 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You're not helping any.
[–] Rained 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
26 stone = 165.107623 kilograms just for people wondering. No idea why you would use stone here.
[–] Cyracs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
About 365 lbs for the American readers here.
[–] Big_Bonered 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I only ever heard of people using "stone" in like, really old British texts until I came to FPH. But 1st = 14lbs, which is weird as fuck, just like all imperial units. I love my freedom units as much as the next man, but I do agree that they can be just downright unwieldy.
[–] ShitlordingIsLove 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Then all over my desk.
[–] l23r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She honestly thinks she looks like "Britney after her 15th kid"??
Michelle Duggar had 19 plus two pregnancies that ended in miscarriage and I'm pretty sure she doesn't look as busted as her.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think she means "Britney after consuming her 15th baby goat."
[–] ibib 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now i dont even want to eat my dinner.
[–] Hstains 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
At least the reaction in the video is accurate