Backround - I do some studies in one specified room which is small and has 7 tables. I can't transfer to some different room either.
There is not 1, not 2, NOT 3, NNOOTT 4...
BBBBUTTTT FIVE FUCKING FATS IN THIS ROOM.
And they have synthesized with the room, and every day they evenly spread out among the entire room in what I'm convinced is a conspiracy to thoroughly piss everyone off and assault their nostrils. Every single one of them has armpit smell between every single one of their fat folds, and it reeks, and it has a huge radius. The one I sit next to is the classic honey boo boo mom bitch who needs to be ceremoniously executed, she by far smells the worst, but she has the quality the others don't that she doesn't leave her fat juice lying around wherever she goes.
(fat juice = sweat)
There as I've said are a total of five fucking fats in the room.
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This one had his feet cut up from his fucking beetus, and he rolls around on an electric powered chair that he controls with a fucking atari controller.
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The second one (male) has no special qualities other than that he leaves the most fat juice lying around, and his stench stays around the longest because of it.
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The third male is still obese, he's not even a small fat he's just on the smaller side of obese, he "shitlords" and has gotten into shit a few times because of it, he's also generally obnoxious.
(actually, there is no large or small side of obese, circles don't have any flat sides.)
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The fourth (female) Is a nosy, entitled, loud, EXTREMELY obnoxious fat bitch who's the type to go around tinder demanding the highest quality men and thinking that she's the shit. She's been flat out fucking KICKED OUT twice for running her mouth too loud.
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This one (female) smells the worst out of all, has the classic honey boo boo mom's look and she's the fattest of all. She has 3 chins, the fat is actually being stored in her face and a bunch of ackward pointed on her body, she can barely move most joints much because of it.
IT IS HELL.
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[–] Lurkerontheroof ago
Oh man I feel for you -- maybe you should do this next time:
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