Posted by: Lurkerontheroof
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[–] Treerollins 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Then nanny state killed him. Its junk science made him obese." This is the main line of bullshit here though. The junk science is driven by corporate lobbies. Sorry, we need the nanny state to save the fats.
[–] Bobsentme ago
Actually, I believe THIS to be the biggest line of bullshit: "Now Bob is dead. Feminists killed him. They taught his wife that career was more important than family."
No health insurance (which was the first point), so nobody to take care of Bob's parents except Bob himself. All the money they spent on their own health care in their later years left nothing for Bob. What he had left over he used to get (and stay!) fat.
The only reason feminism could be counted was because Bob's wife said "Fuck this shit!" and left Bob's fat ass to continue rotting away on it's own. Her strength as a woman allowed her to not have to show up to a Target parking lot and identify a bloated corpse as her husband.
So yeah, Fuck Bob. Maybe he deserved to die.
[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
... Oh man did it trigger commenters of pretty much ever political stripe! Article's from May 2017, wish I'd caught it sooner on my FPH trawls.
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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hope he sticks to his guns; the conservahams are easily piggered, too.
[–] The_Shiver 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Piggered is such a delightful word. It just rolls off the tongue like a butter golem rolls down stairs when you kick them.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is this serious? I can't tell if it is satire or fat logic. Lots of people seriously argue that the gub'ment made them fat.
[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think he is quite serious and makes the point that nobody dares blame Bob, the fatty, for making awful choices, no matter what their political or religious outlook -- it's a subtly sarcastic argument with the punch at the very last sentence. I think he succeeds in highlighting the big fat elephant in America's sociopolitical room.