Archived Singin' sow says it won't shart anymore piglets, glutton-overpopulated world rejoices. (archive.is)
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Archived Singin' sow says it won't shart anymore piglets, glutton-overpopulated world rejoices. (archive.is)
submitted ago by Lurkerontheroof
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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"My pregnancies were sooo harrrrd" yah every woman is different but generally eating 10,000 calories gorging yourself on lard and sugar makes pregnancy harder....
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Did she name her daughter after a shaver? At best, Remington is a boy's name, but why would you call any child that? This is her using her child as an attention-seeking ploy, isn't it? She is quirky for naming her kid something that will make school a nightmare.
[–] hypercat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's an old english name, popular in the 13 colonies. It was also in the show Remington Steele. Boy's names have moved to girls names over the years like Ashleigh, Julian, Adrienne, Charlie, etc. And fuck, it's better than Apple or North. But yes, she's a fat fucking cow.
[–] Starmay 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
NO piggy! Bad piggy!
Your meaning of life is: REEEEEEEEEEE / give me attention and where is the next buffet i can devourer.
[–] Ari-55 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Remember when Kelly Clarkson was attractive and not a four hundred pound sow
[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, guhnetiks works in mystereeeeeous ways...
http://cdn.jellyshare.com/gallery/333/BIG-5-5-kelly-clarkson.jpg
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would be infuriated if a fat touched me. Now that guy has to be run through a Hobart a few times to get the fat ick off.