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[–] srgmpdns 18 points 62 points (+80|-18) ago 

"There is a mess over there. I think someone should clean it up."

  • motto of the left.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Am I the only person who thought I the link was for a satire site like the onion? I should say I'm totally shocked to find out this really is true but sadly I'm not. Humanity is doomed if this shit (pun intended) is allowed to carry on

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[–] LionElTrump 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

http://nypost.com/2017/06/22/dems-give-politically-connected-judge-six-figure-gig-shes-too-obese-to-do/

But she got the job anyway, and promptly went on the first of several medical leaves just a week after being sworn in to her $175,500-a-year job.

The job also provides $65,000 worth of annual health benefits, which the currently hospitalized Shollenberger has been putting to good use. Aside from the alleged cronyism, court workers were also troubled by a more immediate concern — a severe gastric distress problem that made itself apparent on the few occasions the judge made it into court.

“She would come in and we would see the diarrhea running down her leg and to the floor,” one court worker said. “She would soil the chair and then ask for a new one.”

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[–] ExplosiveDonkey 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Dude what the fuck? That is unbelievably disgusting. How does a creature like that even survive?

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[–] heretolearn 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

easily. just give em a six figure salary.

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[–] jackfraser 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How does she get into the running for this kind of job? Or the walking, or the scooting or whatever

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[–] MasterZenith 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Your taxes. Your altruism. Your collectivism.

"your" doesn't mean you directly. It's "your" in a general, societal term.

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[–] PaperEngines 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Holy shit if I lived in NY and knew my tax money was paying for this I'd blow a gasket

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[–] PhoneCharger 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You wouldn't need to, she already blows her gasket.

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[–] neverendingrambler 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

I blew a gasket once on the way to Indiana, and couldn't find the right size anywhere in that little dicksmoke of a town, can't remember the name, but it was really small, maybe 20 houses, the gas station didn't have much in the way of parts, though they did offer to call someone in the next town over, but I was able to use a pocket knife to cut strips out of a plastic inflatable raft, and that made a good enough gasket to get me down the road to the next town, which DID have a NAPA but no gasket, so I had to wait there 2 whole days before the right part came in, their diner had a nice pie but I wouldn't recommend the chicken, too greasy.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

'digestive problems'. As in eating enormous quantities of food and diarrhea-ing it out 10x a day. Fucking hog.

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And mass quantities of grease. Might as well just call it a fat berg.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The horror, the horror.

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[–] kcamstar 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"... a digestive disorder ..."

Looks like her digestive system is on crack.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Crack makes you skinny.

Her digestive system is overloaded from putting down two lifetimes of food in half a (normal) lifespan.

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[–] spareribs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Budget priorities makes crackheads thin there's plenty of fat ones

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Id say more like an ingestive disorder.

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Three steps is too much for this fat sack? Jesus wept.

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[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Disgusting, disgusting walking waste of life.

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