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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I told this fat dude that my internet wife commented on my post. He said mmmmmmdonuts because he was in the break room, wasn't listening to me, and I made this story up for a joke.

I try not to talk to fat people too much.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wait? Since when did we get married? Oh Philly, you've made me the happiest girl alive :)

P.S. Yes we can have a dragonaball themed wedding, who do you prefer, Bulma, Chi Chi, or Android 18?

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I feel like android 18 has the most options in the bedroom but she frigid. But bulma is rich. Chi chi is out because she 1v1s Goku in bed and I feel like I need to lift another 20 years before I can touch that performance.

😂😂

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Congratulations :)