Posted by: Phillyshitlord
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Archived on: 12/13/2017 10:00:00 AM
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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Fats suck at everything. I told someone that a while ago and they just laughed it off, and said I was mean. Cue several months ago when he came back to me saying, "Donuts, since you said that I realized you were right, I started to pay more attention and noticed that fat people really are bad at everything they do".
Damn straight I'm right you little bitch.
[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I told this fat dude that my internet wife commented on my post. He said mmmmmmdonuts because he was in the break room, wasn't listening to me, and I made this story up for a joke.
I try not to talk to fat people too much.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wait? Since when did we get married? Oh Philly, you've made me the happiest girl alive :)
P.S. Yes we can have a dragonaball themed wedding, who do you prefer, Bulma, Chi Chi, or Android 18?
[–] CFR223 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
What did he expect, the human body evolved feet with a shape and surface area to accommodate actual human sizing, when you turn the foot into a round thing and put 3-4x the weight it was designed for on a slick surface, do you really think it'll hold up?
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You assume that foot will remain very long.
[–] gonzo26587 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Such grace, such poise
[–] NSFWenly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was quite a splash. It must have fallen in several times prior to the recording for the grass to become that wet.
[–] probablyadragon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think part of the edge just gave way under all that weight
[–] c-fox 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Silly fatty, trying to do human things.
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's fucking hysterical.
[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Great video!
[–] purpleflamingo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Heh heh heh heh.