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[–] wmeth 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Like filling a latex glove with melted butter and then squeezing it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Didn't the beast actually have a good personality, though? He was ultimately lovable so this is not accurate.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gaston was hot, but an asshole. The Prince was ugly and rude, until a woman came into his life.

Moral of the story? Women should take the abuse until their beast turns into a Prince!!!

(I'm no fan of disney...don't mind me)

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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is actually a pet peeve of mine.

Belle didn't put up with the Beast's shit until he put in the effort to change. Until then she was trying to escape and wasn't afraid to argue with him.

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[–] Gargantuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think the point was that she connected with the beast on an intellectual level, and he could talk to her like a human being. Vs. Gaston, who did not have anything in common with her, and expected her to do nothing with her life but look pretty, pop out kids, and give him foot massages... or maybe it was to romanticize Stockholm syndrome. Either way, I don't think that either of them being assholes was the point.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This creates an interesting parallel to fat people. They abuse their bodies and their partners get fat (turn into beasts). I guess they are all just waiting for when they turn into princes. And they complain that they do not have a fat Disney princess. They are all Disney princesses!

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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably the longest she had to hold something in her hand before eating it. Single handedly caused a cotton shortage by ordering her dress...

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[–] PRAISE_LORD_BEETUS [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Muh biceps are in need of shuger pass me muh replenishment Pepsi

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please drink 1 verification can to reply.

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No they'll never change Not small to say the least Both the size of a bus dying from 'beetus Beauty and the feast

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[–] purpleflamingo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Should be Beast and the Feast.

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[–] PRAISE_LORD_BEETUS [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That candlestick has seconds to live

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[–] misanthropiclez ago 

who is playing beauty though? a cake?

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[–] EvilQueen ago 

Even if their figures had nothing to say about their personalities, hams always give their lazy tendencies away in the details: bitch couldn't put the pies and puddings (en flambé!) down long enough to iron its goddamn sleeves. Or perhaps the wrinkles are there to match the creases in its gunt, as a sort of bell-on-Belle visual pun.