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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

$5 says it slammed down on the seat to break it.

Or leaned egregiously to "wipe" and snapped it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, I am going for suicide. The hinge decided that exile to the rubbish bin was better than life like this. WhatIsMyPurposeRobot.GIF

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"You pass the butter"

Thank god. I had a dream, no, a nightmare...

It was dark mostly. I was held prisoner near water, above or beside; I could not tell.

My captors kept me shackled, and covered with a hard, opaque object nearly the size of me, if not identical.

Still I prefer the solitude, for my trials and tortures were too grotesque to repeat. These were not humans. No human could subject anything to horrors such as I have known.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What you mean you wouldn't be delighted to have a 800lb ass come at you 10-20 times a day.....hoping the planet doesn't "miss the mark"? What's worse, think of what torture it's underwear must go through 🤢🤢🤢