Archived Did you know? Eating vegetables is some Instagram model shit! (instagram.com)
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Archived Did you know? Eating vegetables is some Instagram model shit! (instagram.com)
submitted ago by ScheissGraefin
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."
[–] 10306473? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Way to lower the bar. Eating vegetables and grooming yourself is not some unrealistic expectation, it's common decency.
[–] Naught405 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
I eat veggies. I have a skin 'care routine' (lotion). I wear nice smelling products. I'm a super normal dude who happens to live in a desert. I definitely don't have a instaham account or blog about my morning pushups lol.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Samesies :)
Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!
[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Indeed, we should probably start a fitness vlog or something haha
[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Apparently you are now a full time IG model despite not having an account. And me as well, and just about any other shitlord. We're all famous guys!
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.
[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.
[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?
I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?
And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?
[–] rompele ago
Replace 'chicken' with two slices of cake, and it would be correct.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL I'm an Instagram model.
It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?
[–] rompele 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Seriously. How hard it is to open up some spinach and rinse it??
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.