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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wait, is she demanding a guy have 12" in the pants? That alone tells me she has no idea what she is doing. Would 12" not pass the point of hurts like a motherfucker (or potential motherfucker in this case :D ) several inches ago?

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 71 points (+71|-0) ago 

For normal human women, yes. For beetus barges, however, the first 9" or more are just to get past the adipose barrier, leaving only 3" or less for actual penetration of the rancid cave of festering bile they call their vaginas.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Can you describe that in more detail?

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Very descriptive indeed, thank you

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Have not laughed so hard for a while, thank you!

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eww.

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[–] reformed-sjw 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Someone should inform her that unlike her stomach, her vagina can only stretch so much.

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[–] Ana-banana 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I have issues now but my insides hurt just thinking about it dear lord.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sounds like having a trans vaginal ultra sound and getting your cervix stabbed. Jeez.

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[–] kraftykat 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Yeah I feel like only fats and total whores are the only ones who have to have some monster cock,. I mean seriously, I know I'm small but I've had guys hit my cervix before and it really hurts, like really hurts. What kind of chick is so stretched out she needs some huge dick? Fats and whores, I tells ya. And fat whores.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For fats, nothing hurts. Too much cushioning, except their feelings.

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[–] WVwildflower 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

First time I was with an ex who had maybe four inches, made me orgasm twice almost immediately. No other guy no matter how endowed has done that since. Some of the worst lays were with hugely endowed guys.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have to agree with that.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Because then she's not getting rejected by literally every guy she meets, she's totally not seeing anyone because of her SUPER HIGH standards /s

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[–] Egggs 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's the big deal with fats and height anyway? Do they need guys over six feet to feel smaller? I'm engaged to marry a man who is an inch over my own height (I'm 5'2"). He's an all around amazing guy, makes me feel like a princess, and I never lament his height because I don't need to look petite in comparison to him.

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[–] kraftykat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That's why, they think a tall guy will make them look petitie. Plus natural myspace angle? Idk how the brain of a fat works, lol.

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[–] financialpanther3 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They "insist" on a guy being super tall (and also satisfying a list of stupidly-unrealistic qualities) so that they have an excuse for why no decent guy wants to date them.

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[–] fpplh8 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would like it if my SO was a little shorter. It's hard to share a bed with him, he has terrible posture from ducking under doorways, and I have to stand on my toes to kiss him. Height and dick size are similar in that way, once you pass a certain point it becomes an annoyance that you have to deal with instead of an "asset."

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[–] Analingus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Fats are promiscuous whores

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And due to a combination of super low standards, desperation, seriously low critical thinking, and no regards to future consequences, a lot of them have STD's.

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[–] SmallElfinBody 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ham's not interested in sex, but cares about the guy's penis size. Makes perfect sense.

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[–] tiny_shitlady 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why fat girls always obsessed with super well endowed guys? I mean it's must hurt like hell when 12" monstrosity tearing you apart (literally) right? Are they masochist or what? (And women who can have orgasm trough vaginal penetration only are so rare anyway, you need skilled lover, not just guys with huge asset. But then again, obeast doesn't have common sense)

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[–] EggonBread 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably because nothing under 10" will even get past their folds to achieve any actual penetration

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's like they have a personality flaw where they want everything to the point of excess, and not put in any effort in return... :)

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[–] RemoveOverfats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Women (and men too I guess) are generally pretty bad with penis sizes, 12" penises are so rare that even if we assume they get around a lot, the vast majority of people who claim to have been with one are either lying or wrong. Not to mention that most guys can add at least one inch and get away with it no problem.

Just go to the average pornsite and you'll easily see guys that are maybe 8-9" with a good angle being described as 10, 12 or even 14+" long.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If there's no sex why does his dick matter? If I'm looking for a non fuckable sugar daddy I'd go for the microdick dude because he already knows his place anyway.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly! Just go straight findom if you don't want to actually bang them. But of course the hog won't because findom takes at least a modicum of actual effort...

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

12 inches? She'd have to get banged 4 times to get that where she lives.

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