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[–] ScalarWhaler 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I imagine it smells like a homeless drunkard just shit in a port-a-potty but left a sugar cookie candle burning...

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[–] Seyda 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

God damnit of course this is a thing and of course it's in my city.. On the one hand, if it makes less of these whales try and get into the real clubs like Hakkasan or Omnia, or XS or Surrender, then that's good, I suppose.

Should take my shitlady out to it and record. We're planning on doing quite a bit of clubbing anyways when October rolls around. The potential to get videos for our site here are endless!

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, keep them segregated in their pig pen so normal people don't have to see them.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly. Divert the attention-hungry fat women away from BDSM groups, for example.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We're planning on doing quite a bit of clubbing anyways when October rolls around.

Walrus clubbing?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't go, you'll get trampled to death :(

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Explain to me WHY America needs a special safespace for Pork Trusts as though they are a speacial protected class, when the MAJORITY of Americans are overweight?

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[–] zarthos1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd create a great safe space for these hams. A concentration camp.

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[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That would do two things - remove them from society AND they would lose weight!

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[–] NuclearTrashMan 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Baby Powder. I imagine it smells overwhelmingly of baby powder. They use it to prevent "chub rub", absorb sweat (or potential sweat), and the inevitable crotch rot. So baby powder and rotten cheese.

Well, that's all I need to skip breakfast this morning.

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[–] officialrogersmith 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

what the HELL is crotch rot??

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[–] NuclearTrashMan 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You really, really don't want to know.

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[–] NSFWenly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The Church of Lord Beetus, peace be upon him.

Do they serve Starbucks at that bar? Unlimited soda refills. They should put in a Rita's, too.

I want a piece of the insulin concession in that place.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only one solution here: Bar the doors and burn it down.

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[–] BrawBrichtNicht [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hopefully the exit has double doors, then I'd just lock one side, that should be enough.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Stairs and human size doors, fatty says "fuck it, let me burn!"

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ZvYtsNbw-DA :

GRAND OPENING OF CLUB BABYDOLL BBW LAS VEGAS ! - YouTube

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oddly appropriate Vivian image.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

One of us!

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