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[–] [deleted] 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

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[–] Egggs 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know what kind of dude checks out crotch. The kind that's already "checked out" the fridge, freezer and deep fryer trying to find the source of the stench in his establishment.

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[–] DarkStar88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unless maybe it's a trans-mayo and the guy was looking for a tell-tale bulge?

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[–] pacobell ago 

I agree. I think it's a trans-fat and the owner was trying to find any way to identify what it was.

Spoiler: it wasn't human.

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[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly what I was thinking.
We look at tits and ass.
She has obviously never been looked at that way before.

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[–] SteffwithanF ago 

Someone playing "guess the gender" duh