Posted by: wellbespoke
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Archived on: 11/15/2017 10:00:00 AM
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[–] Egggs 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
I know what kind of dude checks out crotch. The kind that's already "checked out" the fridge, freezer and deep fryer trying to find the source of the stench in his establishment.
[–] DarkStar88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Unless maybe it's a trans-mayo and the guy was looking for a tell-tale bulge?
[–] pacobell ago
I agree. I think it's a trans-fat and the owner was trying to find any way to identify what it was.
Spoiler: it wasn't human.
[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Exactly what I was thinking.
We look at tits and ass.
She has obviously never been looked at that way before.
[–] SteffwithanF ago
Someone playing "guess the gender" duh
[–] wellbespoke [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This thing is honestly so disgusting I'm astonished it's delusional enough to think that anybody would be interested in its crotch. All i hear is ree ree SJW tumblr ree.
[–] Slagiatt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hideous
[–] Obeastiality 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks like the brown, fat version of that guy from Portlandia.
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce ago
Subhuman shit.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
With your fupa in the way, he literally couldn't stare at your crotch even if he wanted to. Not that I care. He was probably fat too.
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[–] pacobell 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He was already trying to figure out how he'd be able to handle all those curves!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As a general rule, fats being subhuman, do not receive the identification of either gender here on FPH. They are equally disgusting and labelling them with any gender is a huge insult to that gender. YUGE
[–] Hellad0pe 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That writing is so jumbled & run-on that i really don't get what it's saying....too much fat in its brain.
[–] Blankman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That guy was in awe because how fat she is.
[–] Runstone ago
You know he did that "smile" where you purse your lips into a line to approximate a smile to try to keep a neutral face and then looked away as quickly as possible so he wouldn't roll his eyes.
[–] yonhyakunijyuumoyase ago
Probably just staring at the fat camel toe.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Why, I've never seen such a toe!