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[–] uvulectomy 3 points 73 points (+76|-3) ago 

Where's another Dodge Challenger when you need one?

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Hell yeah. Kicking it out of the car was the exact right thing to do.

OP, tell everyone in your friend circle what it did. Public shame it into nonexistence.

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[–] Ganker907 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

This is going on my short list of "best commends on FPH."

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[–] adolfshrektler 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

I'm sorry for what you, your child, and your car suspension went through

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[–] Waffle_ninja 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I hope every friend you two have in common you share this story. She's going to come off "Muh feelings, muh body aches, muh conditions" and she should get anything.

She stole food from a child.

A child that relies on others for food. The most infuriating part is that she put her needs in front of child by literally taking food from her.

Something I always think: "Don't trust a fatty." They lie, they steal, then put themselves before everyone else.

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[–] caddy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fun fact: the term you use for an organism whose young require care for a long time is altricious, the antonym of precocious.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very very interesting. I like this.

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[–] Dibgick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Don't trust a fatty."

Wise words. Will use.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

She heard you need to eat for two for a healthy baby. She just forgot that it's supposed to be your own baby and inside of you.

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[–] caddy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

And also you don't, because even a full-term fetus weighs what, 10 lbs? Can't have the metabolic demand of a human-sized human.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"Is it a boy or a girl?" "It's diabetes."

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[–] Sharra 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

First trimester is an extra 100 calories a day, 2nd and 3rd trimester is an extra 300 calories per day. The equivalent to 100 extra calories a day is a big glass of orange juice. The equivalent to 300 is a plate of eggs and orange juice. To put it in perspective of what "eating for two" really is

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[–] yonhyakunijyuumoyase 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I read this book for a Personal Health and Wellness class (there were 0 fat people in the class too it was great btw) that said pregnant mothers only need about 500 extra calories a day to provide for the baby. So definitely not eating for two whole people the way fats always think. More like eating for 1 and 1/4.

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[–] 10194373? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly. The mother should eat for about 1.1, not 2.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

How could anyone think it was ok to eat those crackers? Especially without asking, and even then, just one or two. I thought this was common knowledge. Fat people really do put food and their own hunger above all else. I'm sorry you had to deal with that bitch and I hope your baby was able to get a good meal in her when you got home.

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[–] 10194383? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Especially carbs. They LOOOOOVE their fucking carbs.

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

God I hate these demons. In what situation do you open food for a child and then eat it!?

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fat.

Fat situations, apparently.

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[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Brilliant. As a parent I completely understand. You did the right thing, fuck that disgusting pile of shit. Never let the smelly fuck near you, your car or family again.

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[–] DeusExSapientia 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

You did nothing wrong. I applaud you.

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[–] caddy 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Op did something wrong. She stopped the car before making the fatty get out.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was trying to figure out how it could have gone any better.... lol. Thanks.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There was a child in the car. No need to expose them to potential fat splatter from shoving the beast out at highway speeds.

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