This is my first post on this sub and I'm not as good a storyteller as ferret or any of the other usual posters here, but I wanted to share my experience today of piggering a former-human enough to cause his wife to finally leave him. TL;DR at bottom so you don't have to read it all!
I recently got a new job while going to college. It's a decent job and the hours are really flexible around my research blocks that I have for school so I have no complaints. On top of it, despite there being a lot of fatty co-workers, there's a surprising human population as well that I can communicate with without having to squeal or grunt. I became friends with one human (who we'll call Jen) about one month ago. Jen and I have gotten pretty close. I can tell she digs me, but she's about a decade older (still hot), has a kid (I don't need to be raising a kid), and most importantly, married. Regardless, she's been an awesome friend and she's really physically active so we often go on long walks, hikes, etc. and meet up for the occasional lunch date.
Today she asked me if I wanted to meet her husband. Now, she gave me some brief backstory and their relationship is total garbage. He's cheated on her five times (that she knows of), beats her pretty frequently, does a lot of drugs (he really likes to do them in front of his kid), and is also a total lard ass. When I asked how she ended up with him she told me he used to be really fit in the past and was a total prince, but after the marriage and the kid, he just went straight down the gutter. I agreed to meet him though because I figured it'd be interesting to see this guy in the flesh - he sounded too shitty to be real.
He's definitely real and definitely shitty. We decided on sushi because I'm addicted to raw fish and rice and she's kind enough to just go along with it. I met them about an hour after the time we agreed (he was moving slow, what a shock) and he was your pretty stereotypical American 30-year old male. Long, greasy hair, unkempt beard, and a weird body fat distribution where his face, arms, and legs were very thin, but his chest and stomach were huge. He introduced himself as Gary. Now, I actually tried to get along with Gary, I really did, but he ruined it pretty quick into the meetup when he just flat out asked "Are you the guy my wife is fucking?".
Turns out Gary and Jen have been fighting a lot about where she's been spending her time and especially over the last week. She often goes on long hikes with me before work and then we usually meet up after work with her kid to go for a walk and chat. She's also been coming over pretty late this last week and spending the night on my couch because her husband keeps working himself up into this frenzy and threatening to put her head through a wall... again. Considering Jen and I haven't done anything physical at all, she didn't feel bad telling him that she's been spending a lot of time with me. Jen warned me he was really insecure, but she didn't warn me he was the self-loathing type. He ended up calling me out loudly in the middle of the restaurant after about 30 minutes which was awkward enough that Jen ended up paying their tab and quickly walking out with him. The sushi was good though.
Jen just sent me a text right before I sat down to write this that she was sorry for his behavior and that she's going to leave him. Apparently he started calling her a whore in front of their kid, smacked her a few times, and accusing her of cheating on him with hundreds of guys and that she was obviously getting it on with me because I was thinner and better looking than him. In all, he told her that meeting me was what broke the camel's back because she was being a shallow whore by getting it on with me and then coming home and acting innocent with him because of how much thinner and better looking he thinks I am than him. She's coming to my place now with the kiddo and we'll chill for a bit before she goes to her sister's place to crash.
TL;DR: Fat fuck extraordinaire moonlighting as an abusive husband assumes I'm fucking his wife and goes on to make a scene in a restaurant, goes home and calls his wife slurs, hits her, and gets himself divorced because he got angry that his wife was friends with a thinner (and automatically better-looking) guy.