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[–] prairiegirl 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

So to be a real woman, I have to have saggy tits, jiggly arms, gelatinous midsection, cellulite-laden tree trunk legs, and a distorted flabby face? Is that what these abominations are trying to tell me?

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[–] FickleFlame107 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

You forgot stomach hair.

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. If you don't have those things you are officially a fake woman. Counterfeit. Spurious.