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[–] prairiegirl 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
So to be a real woman, I have to have saggy tits, jiggly arms, gelatinous midsection, cellulite-laden tree trunk legs, and a distorted flabby face? Is that what these abominations are trying to tell me?
[–] FickleFlame107 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
You forgot stomach hair.
[–] Skinnyman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yep. If you don't have those things you are officially a fake woman. Counterfeit. Spurious.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
More fats putting the cart before the horse ... or in this case, the cow. You don't get to buy some underwear and decide that you are sexy because you are wearing them. I could put those same clothes on an actual cow, and although they might be a little loose, they would make the point that the cow doesn't become sexy because it's wearing the clothes. Sexy is a body shape regardless of how much you don't want it to be. You attain the sexy body type and then you buy the clothes designed to flatter that body type. You don't get to lower the standards because you are too lazy to meet them.
[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Even the least fat one should have bought an industrial pair of full-body spanx for that dress, or at least dressed for the haggard mom-of-75 look.
[–] NSFWenly 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You know what would make them feel sexy all the time? Being thin.
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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I just spent some time in the hospital of a town called Telford in England visiting my step-grandfather.
I'll save the obeast horror stories for another post but, being thin, I felt like a fucking male model up there. I'd just driven 300 miles, hadn't showered (was a bit of an emergency) and looked like shit, but was still more attractive than anyone I saw. And I thought people were getting fat in the South!
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That was so awful. And those sows don't know how to dress for shit.
[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
FFS I AM REAL! I AM MADE OF ATOMS, I AM TANGIBLE.
One more fatty to call me unreal will get an imaginary punch to the trachea.
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those tracheas are well padded and protected. Good luck finding where to hit, which chin is it hiding behind?
[–] tinfoil_hats 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I guess I'm imaginary now, not sure if it's better than being called a 12 year old boy, which seems to be the internet fat's go-to insult for anyone not morbidly obese.
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[–] mmmmdonuts [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Who wants to see that? Anyone who needs a good hearty laugh :)
[–] Featherfall 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There are stretch marks on her cleavage! Whyyyyyy
[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Some women do get stretch marks from pregnancy/nursing. Although I don't think that matters in this case.
[–] hypercat ago
boob stretch marks suck. I am a 30DD and you can see fine lines, I guess like Halli Berri in that one movie? Not bad, but still self conscious.