Having a low self-esteem day? Feeling too short, too tall, too busty, not-busty enough, not swole enough, not long enough? Whatever you're feeling: IT DOESN'T MATTER. Because you're still better than 70% of the population! Think about it: You're not a fatass. Do you exercise regularly? Congrats! You've officially bumped yourself up to a 9/10. That's right: 90% of people in the common wealth + USA is either fat or skinny fat. If you're not either... It's a great day, and you have great potential in the dating pool because... fanfare YOU'RE NOT A SACK OF LARD because you have self control! Relax and remind yourself that 'Thicc' is not a thing and 'Swole' means nothing without definition.
Now get out there and make lardbeasts hate themselves because they deserve it!