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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

You sleep with a CPAP machine. Breathing already kicked your arse.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

He's using cheat code for breathing. LOL. And now he's using a cheat code for eating.

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[–] Bubblegun [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wanna know the most frustrating part? He's upset at people calling him out for "taking the easy way out." He thinks getting medical surgery and having others do his job for him... is him working hard.

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[–] kurigaru_san 1 points 43 points (+44|-1) ago 

Such a stupid, puerile, infantile fat fuck. "Oh boy they dun made a basic life function a vidya game, dis gun be fuuuunnnnn"

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[–] CthulhuDelay 2 points 24 points (+26|-2) ago 

CAN. IT. JUST. DIE.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Unfortunately life, uh, finds a way.

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[–] worldofmadness 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm sure all types of diseases are already creeping on him as we speak, being the fat fuck that he is, i can imagine all the horrible things that's going inside his body at the moment.

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[–] Shitlord_of_TheNorth 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Now do it in the garage with the car running. Remember deep breaths. They, uh, build your combo multiplier.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Someone should tell him inhaling helium causes massive weight loss*

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Somebody told him there was butter flavored air in there.

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[–] misanthropiclez 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

I am so ready to watch him fail. The fun beginsss

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[–] AceToMouth 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You could feed the third world just from the pop tart crumbs in his neckbeard.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because first worlds keep enabling the third world.

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[–] AceToMouth 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Low IQ, high time preference, the warrior gene, higher testosterone. We all know it will be a shit hole forever.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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