Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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[–] sidewaythighgap 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You have too much faith in him. I doubt he will even reach 300. He will probably lose 50 lbs, then gradually stretch out his stomache. In less than 2 years he will be heavier than now. There won't be death, there will just be endless agony for him.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're such an optimist with this positive outlook.
[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh man, watching him lose say 50lb and then ballooning up to 600 would be the funniest thing ever!
[–] Mongychops 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I don't know, to maintain 500lb needs a lot of calories. He's far heavier than the average fat who gets the surgery, so he's going to lose some weight just because he used to eat like a two-legged dumpster, and that won't be possible for now.
He'll never leave death-fat levels, but this will be the most weight Boogie has ever lost (unless he dies from complications).