Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Death during surgery was highly likely so naturally it was supported. However, the various ways he will fail now are much more entertaining. Dying on the table is only good for a chuckle. Watching as he comes to the slow realisation he can't eat his feelings anymore and begins to regret the surgery is hilarious. In the long term, watching as he loses down to 250-300lb or so and then plateaus and never becomes anything approaching thin is also good. I am also partial to losing barely any weight at all before beginning to gain again. That really would be funny. That would also be a good bet because so many of his calories come from beetus juice. Even if he loses all the weight (raucous laughter), he'll still be disgusting. There is no way we can lose.
[–] sidewaythighgap 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You have too much faith in him. I doubt he will even reach 300. He will probably lose 50 lbs, then gradually stretch out his stomache. In less than 2 years he will be heavier than now. There won't be death, there will just be endless agony for him.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're such an optimist with this positive outlook.
[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh man, watching him lose say 50lb and then ballooning up to 600 would be the funniest thing ever!
[–] Mongychops 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I don't know, to maintain 500lb needs a lot of calories. He's far heavier than the average fat who gets the surgery, so he's going to lose some weight just because he used to eat like a two-legged dumpster, and that won't be possible for now.
He'll never leave death-fat levels, but this will be the most weight Boogie has ever lost (unless he dies from complications).
[–] nobslob 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wonder if he'll find a way to blame the doctors and surgery on his failures.
edit: I know it will happen, but I can't come up with a good sounding fatlogic excuse atm.