Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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Archived Boogie lived. Lord Beetus has been thwarted. (web.archive.org)
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[–] rompele 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Not so fast my fellow shitlord. There are a multitude of complications he could face, thus returning him to his buttery maker, such as:
Do not lose hope!
[–] Plavonica 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I'm placing my bet on #2!
[–] fatzero 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Ding Ding!! Lapband surgery requires them to sustain from food, if they can't do that all else will fail. He had a hard time even getting under 500 pounds. He could have lost that weight if he stopped drinking soda alone.
[–] MorbidObesityTracker ago
Yep...#2.