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[–] rompele 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Not so fast my fellow shitlord. There are a multitude of complications he could face, thus returning him to his buttery maker, such as:

  • Post-surgery complications
  • Going back to his old eating habits and eating until his stomach explodes
  • Sepsis

Do not lose hope!

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm placing my bet on #2!

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[–] fatzero 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ding Ding!! Lapband surgery requires them to sustain from food, if they can't do that all else will fail. He had a hard time even getting under 500 pounds. He could have lost that weight if he stopped drinking soda alone.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker ago 

Yep...#2.