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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Wow. It openly admits it has never felt true hunger. How gluttonous and shameful can you get? There are people in this world who starve and you moan about "OMG HOOMAN INURAKSHUN!! AH NEED A SNIKURZZZ"

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If anybody was wondering how fat it is...a lot.

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[–] OggMan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And my word is it fucking ugly as can be.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Here's what I got out of this article:

"Instead of dealing with my stressors and emotions like a proper adult, I eat until I can't feel feelings anymore. In fact, I do this all day, every day - to the point that I've never experienced true hunger. And when other people practice self-control by only eating a small portion of bagel, it makes me feel bad because deep down I know that I'm a gluttonous, obese fuck, and no matter how "brave" I claim to be, I'm incredibly insecure and ashamed of my garbage heap of a body. And it's not fair that I can only eat three 7/8th bagels instead of the entire box! REEEEEEEEE!"

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[–] 9994345? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nver did it occur to me to grab a healthy snack. What does that even mean?!

I hate this whole exaggerated, faux confusion over what healthy means. You know perfectly well what it means, you dumb cunt. You just CHOOSE to buy into the whole corporate-created mindset of, "Doritos=fun" and "stress=must have a 'treat' (tub or six of ice cream tee hee)."

I can't imagine being unable to handle any slightly stressful situation without shoving something in my maw. Get a life.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Work is stressful and life is full of misery and pain

A giant sad panda.

The bottomless pit of my day.

These sound like things said by someone who enjoys life and is happy with themselves, right? I mean, fuck, maybe address the fact that you sound like your life is over and that maybe your lifelong habit of eating feelings isn't helping the situation. It's going on claiming to be qualified to hand out life advice when it talks as someone who clearly gave up all hope a long time ago.

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[–] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

WOW rice cake and avocado is really that fucking bad? I love avocados but I can't eat them because I'm allergic. Would trade avocado allergy for an m&m allergy any day. Of course the stupid bitch prefers m&ms. M&ms are partially made from bugs, they're nasty. Enjoy your bug candy, fatass.

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[–] WeightsNotCakes ago 

From the very first sentence..."I'm a fat piece of shit who feels ashamed at my total lack of self control. So rather than fix myself everyone should be a fat piece of shit like me! REEEEEEEEEEE"

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[–] hiddencounter ago 

How sad do you have to be to think a cookie is the best prat of your benefits package?

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