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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Well Dairy Queen at least.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

And late at night she dreams of finding her true love, the Burger King.

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[–] truckboattruck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

or the bowel movement it produces

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[–] EarlPoncho 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

WE

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[–] zarthos1 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

WUZ

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[–] Mr_Failman 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

KANGZ

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Because they feel entitled to everything. Useless fucks.

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[–] llwish 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

So much this... and mommy and daddy (well probably not her daddy) embedding from early on she's a princess.

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[–] BaronVonThunderBolt 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Because they imagine being royal is a life of ease. Sitting around, relaxing, eating every decadent food dish that they can imagine, and never having to do mundane tasks like cleaning, running errands, or wiping your own ass.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

mundane tasks like cleaning, running errands, or wiping your own ass

They already don't do any of those things though...

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[–] Queefturret 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They also dont get to be fat. Not western ones anyway.

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[–] meta_knights_revenge 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The way the sunlight falls on her makes her look like an early 2000's cgi rock

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[–] misanthropiclez [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i burst out laughing, what an oddly specific yet accurate comment, thank you

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[–] xx88 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The fat that droops over elbows makes me dry heave

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[–] robot-hitler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Malignant narcissism. They are very evil people, as if you couldn't tell just by looking at them.

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[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's because that they don't understand that what was described as plump/well fed/fertility goddess was what would be considered normal or even SKINNY by modern standards, in an era when many genuinely had a caloric deficit. Yeah, of course someone who looks like they have enough to eat looks better than a person who has an incredibly rough life and is starving. What they fail to understand is that what has been considered ''well fed'' for centuries is now considered ''skinny'' and the eatbeasts that lumber around now have never before existed in recorded history. They are the freaks.

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