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[–] Quiggleton 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

My rock climbing gym is legitimately the only place I like seeing fats. They're rare enough to be special and it's fucking hilarious watching them attempt fit human activity.

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[–] ColonelMustard 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

That's the anchor.

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[–] MecifulDeath 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I wouldn't trust butterfingers to belay me. They typically last an hour or less before they cry to leave and eat something. It's glorious!

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[–] Rimfakse 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know anything about climbing, but surely somebody this size can't do anything but belaying? It would need somebody at approximatively the same weight to safely belay it.

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[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They have hooks in the floor for this. The small belayer would hook to the floor. Also you get some help from the friction of the top anchor. Still though...

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[–] ColonelMustard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You would have to rope 2 normal weight humans together to do it.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the oil tanker.

But yeah, she could anchor 4-5 climbers at once. There's money to be made!

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[–] texasFPH 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'll go out on a limb and guess that far too much time, money, and REEEEEEEEEEEEing went into buying those Yoga Pants With The Cute Print. As if they help in the slightest.

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[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Reeeeee! The cute prints only go up to a 3XL! It's too stretchy! It's not stretchy enough! These do nothing for my butt! Why can't cheap mass-produced clothes be perfectly tailored to my weird body?

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I bought size medium leggings and they are legitimately loose. And too short. Sure my legs are little chicken legs but seriously. Medium is to large for a 5'10" lady? I give up.

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[–] Trevelyan-s_corn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's probably the only reason she fit through the doors. Compression gear.

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[–] filsed 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would hate to belay that beast. If she falls than her weight would shoot my 22bmi body into Universe...

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[–] GodOfTheGaps 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And that's why you always hook into the ground as an anchor.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

FIERCE! YAASSSS KWEEEEN! SLAAAAAYYY

HAES YOU SKINNY FUCKS

Blah blah blah yawn, fail, eat, shit, repeat.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

click, post, eat, complain about being fat in photo, eat, click, post...

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Those arms barely look able to support themselves, let alone the 300lb lump to which they're attached.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Everyone knows she was just there to post it on Instagram.

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[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I just can't fathom what that thing was thinking when it decided to go there.

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