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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I find it strange how these fat-yachts see obesity as some strange conditions that exempts them from normal people affairs. Take them out of the general populace then, they can't obviously take care of themselves.

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[–] HungryCrow 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Tell them they're too fat to ride a plane though and suddenly they need to be treated like everyone else.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Are you commenting from the 80's? They've been the general populace for years now.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol... One piece might survive if you carve it right

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I typically don't spit out food when I laugh, but I did 😂 legit lol. You win the internet today

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I agree. Going to prison means it stays alive and it is indeed too fat to exist. Immediate death it is.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Planning the perfect murder = Gain 900 pounds, murder, can't be sent to jail. Brilliant!

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Of course, you'd still be 900 lbs. I'd rather take the death sentence.

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[–] Skinnyman ago 

Swing and roundabouts. Both are death sentences!

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[–] Knote 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's actually pretty interesting, what would happen if one of those 600 lb lifers decided to kill someone?

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[–] joueur_me ago 

They can't even do the most basic things. How are they supposed to be able to kill someone?

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Too big to jail?

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A few months in solitary with nothing but "loaf" might do it some good.

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[–] rompele 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

*Years

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

*Decades.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fine. Slice it into human-sized chunks and imprison the pieces individually.

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[–] Fetalpig 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, yeah you can. If you can fit in a car, you can fit in a cell.

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