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[–] Trevelyan-s_corn 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I actually do not have the requesite equipment. I don't have a forklift.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I own a loader and a small crane, still not enough equipment.

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[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I own a liquor cabinet. Still not enough equipment.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I am God, I have a planet, and it is still not enough

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Also need an engineered superstructure to hold the gunt up. Broom might break.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm an older mom, and I have NO problem saying: Dumb bitch, a guy would need a 14-foot dick to handle "your (broken down) equipment." Disgusting.

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[–] Revenantae 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't forget that we men tend to.... uh... 'turtle' when we see things we don't like.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It misspelled "am made of cheese" for "like cheese."

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[–] WestEndGirl 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It always amazes me to see the age of the Obeasts on these dating sites. They appear to be 5-20 years older than they actually are. Being fat takes years off these Hamplanets' lives and adds years to their faces.

Last night, I was helping a friend, who is new to dating, go through his search and find compatible ladies to send messages to. We looked at the Obeast profiles just to make fun of them, but it was remarkable how they looked so much older than their actual age. One of them could've been guessed as 40 years old, but she was only 24. Shame.

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

To estimate a femayo's real age more accurately, you need to make an estimate based on how they look, then subtract their (US) dress size halved.

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or you just cut them open and count the rings.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, I would have guessed late 30s, t least.

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[–] Starmay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Let me guess. It means garbage quality / taste cheese.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What she means is she likes whatever she's eating to also have cheese on/in it. Everything. She gets double cheese on top of whatever meat and carbs she has

I love cheese. Last week I got myself an 8oz block of 12 year old extra sharp cheddar. Stinky feet but smooth as can be. This week I got a 12oz bag of horseradish cheese curds. I love it enough to cautiously ration it and prevent my lactose intolerance from making life hell.

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[–] Starmay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This year i gonna make myself a nice fondue and a few times raclette. I got in aldi a really cheap but surprising good maschine with a stone top to grill stuff on it. Something like this

The cheedar sounds really nice. I like that you eat cheese even with your lactose intolerance.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The fake, wax cheddar shit you buy at Wal-Mart

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[–] MagickCat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bitch, a fucking horse ranch wouldn't have the equipment for you

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[–] cheeese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like cheese too but i'm 145lb. Fat people give cheese a bad name.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Must be Osha certified.

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