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[–] Runway22L 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

"My body is beautiful and perfect and mine" I'm sorry to be the one to tell you because your gross but your body ISN'T beautiful, your body DEFINITELY ISN'T PERFECT and you should be glad it's yours because NO ONE ELSE WANTS IT!!! I'm REALLY sorry that no one who claims to love you had the decency to tell you what I just did because they might have saved you those buttery whale tears and you'd definitely have a better life where people might actually WANT to see you in a bikini instead of that fatkini you're wearing!

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[–] Laughingllama [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

LOl beautifully said. Major props to that server for not giving in to their blubbering.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If anyone knows what city this is in, please respond. I am, literally, writing the manager a thank you note. Not joking.

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[–] PhenixJan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've always called them bigkinis!