Posted by: SevenInchShitlord
Posting time: 3.4 years ago on
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Archived on: 10/15/2017 10:00:00 AM
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yeah, where's mom with the broom handle and duct tape?
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The "double wide" gave it away.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
As if that's an accomplishment.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you're featured on My 500 pound life it is.
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dear god, I'm surprised they didn't knock the trailer over. Also, why put a weight limit on something like that? Either you're fit and not a fat ass so it works, or you're a ham planet and you hurt yourself to everyone else's amusement. Sounds like a win/win to me.
[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wait, what, "down to 390"?
DOWN TO 390???
Jesus fuck.
[–] kikage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
390 lbs of whale fell onto that guy's dick. This is a great confluence of stupid, it puts the swing in her kid's stocking, then uses it to break both her door, most likely traumatizing her kid further, and break the only dick she's got. fucking LUL
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wait...does these mean she left the door open while they fucked?
[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's sad that fatties are so fat these days that stories like this are believable.
[–] Supreme_Authority 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Buy this for fatties so they injure themselves.
[–] F_for_1fatvendetta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is bullshit. I can tell without even rotating my dish. I suppose you have to grab the laughs when you can, while you can and how you can.