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[–] Thereturnstudent 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Laughing so hard I have to put my hand over my mouth.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

now I know why amazon sells a 55 Gal drum of lube

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[–] swimfanfan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I assume they make their own gravy

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought that was for porn studios.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Bonus: Newlyweds and Nearly-Deads--all in one photo!

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Neither will see 40.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fortunately, they already look over 40, so they can pretend! 😁

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[–] Appleseed12333 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Both see 40 every time they look in a mirror. If I looked as old as the dude in 5 years I would kill myself.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

When the wedding night is about poutine instead of puntang

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[–] swimfanfan 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Maybe I'm cranky today but this is just so, so fucking depressing.

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[–] Delorean1988 [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It really is. I knew this kid back in highschool where he was always fat, but he must have gained at least 100lbs in the last 10 years and aged about 30 years.

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[–] TurdLord5000 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm just picturing the scenario where they have to take care of each other during the more horrific stages of diabetes. One blind, one with no feet. I hate everything. Especially them.

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[–] Frichickenisha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm picturing them having an open floor plan house built so they can hose-shower each other in a 150 sqft bathroom, then ride their scooters back into the kitchen/livingroom/bedroom.

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[–] TurdLord5000 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Doubt their blood-sugar issues allow them the intelligence and energy to make such a house happen. Fuck, I want THAT house.

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[–] Delorean1988 [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I mean on the surface they look happy, but there's just so much of life they're both gonna miss out on by being so god damn big and unhealthy!

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's a shitload of surface.

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[–] NoFeetusCuzBeetus 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

We can't save 'em all, yet. Nanotech is on the rise. Perfectly healthy bodies for everyone, regardless of mindset.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pretty sure they are just stuck in a binary orbit

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fat people are hilarious. This would be really sad if it weren't that they chose and continue to choose this every step (or lack there) of the way. Why would you do this to yourself? You look like grandparents. Were the cheeseburgers worth it?

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