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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Your idea is actually DOABLE. It makes sense. And, the airlines lose nothing, as the tickets are already purchased.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It really is. I'm sure the only reason they don't is the reeeing that would come along with it.

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[–] laserhibiscus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

well the airlines technically gain something.

The heavier the plane is, the faster it has to fly, the greater the force of drag, the more fuel it has to use, the more expensive it is.

Basic economics and Science putting down fats.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Not to mention it'd lessen the danger of the plane carrying too much weight. I'm always scared when I think about it. A plane could malfunction cause fupatrons in their 600's are on it in droves.

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[–] praivo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Guess what? It's already happened at least once! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Midwest_Flight_5481

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I second fab'alpaca's emotion :/

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[–] TriggeredLardTub 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They have these seats at amusement parks, should be easy to do it with airports

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[–] BlackKateMoss 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Genius. They do it for roller coasters now. Why not planes?

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

That's her mid-flight snack.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm not sure it will last to mid-flight.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Just in case she gets triggered by the patriarchy and has an anxiety attack.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And you just know that dog is untrained, yappy and obnoxious. It'll crap all over the plane and fatty will want sympathy because it's 'muh therapy dog '. You can buy fake therapy animal vests and any idiot could make up fake credentials. I think stores/airlines/other abused businesses should demand service animal registration and if hammys don't have it, they're kicked out.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i know, i know...for her CONDISHUNS

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If she fucking got seated next to me, not only would I text the world about her eating a Mexican (or an American, a Canadian, or African), I'd flat out throw the tantrum of a two-year old. No. Not now, never: Not with a seat-belt extender, first class ticket--NADA.

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"If she fucking got seated next to me, not only would I text the world about her eating a Mexican (AND an American, AND Canadian, AND African)..."

FTFY

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[–] OggMan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My method of travel is to make sure the airline knows I am a cripple before hand, then if one wallows and oozes its blubber next to me the instant it touches I scream like someones hit me with a bat or similar. It works as everyone looks at you wondering what the cause of the pain and the airline is shit scared to do anything to you being disabled. Thankfully the last few times I flew it was to Eastern Europe and they have a significantly smaller post human population than us its lovely going round their cities.

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[–] veganshitstain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If she sat next to me I'd just try to get up and fucking leave. Couldn't care more or less if I miss my flight there's no way I'm letting some obese ape sit next to and spill into my seat. Gagging just thinking and typing about this shit.

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[–] OggMan 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Once I flew to Vegas with only 1Kg over the carry on limit the bint behind the desk insisted I check my bag, what was behind us in the queue but some ten ton heffer. I asked if they had to pay more for excess weight, no they did not so off I go take stuff out of the bag and stuffing pockets to use the carry on, I was F disgusted the beast was easily double my size. On the plane I passed her on the seat the poor fucker next to her looked like every family death and unemployment came in one fell swoop. Fats on planes just say no, if yes they can go in the hold and pay fare proportional to human sizes so for every quarter or so over 100% increase in price.

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[–] trashpandaparty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I fly a lot and mostly just bring a carry-on. I've found that the fats are the most likely to have oversized baggage as well.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't planes crash when they are overloaded?

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I imagine her plane flying with one wing pointing toward the ground (if it gets lift.)

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Of course, but insecure loads are more of a threat. This could be your next flight with a land whale on it after some turbulence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01RmcKsm2k

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fats make me terrified to fly and I want to fucking travel, goddammit!!!

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Fly to the far east and dont come back. that's what i'm doing.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The only way to do it is pick an airline with flat beds in business class. That way you virtually have your own cubicle. It's the best.

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[–] veganshitstain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

get first class or travel with others to fill up your row of seats. sad that those are the only "reasonable" solutions. Just wish there was a weight limit for flying.

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[–] collegeshitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

On the plus side, if the plane starts to go down those pants could serve as a parachute for multiple humans. She would also make a good flotation device if the plane went down over water.

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And we could land on her safely.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That poor puppy:(

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