I was making my run to Costco just to pick up protein shakes while everyone else is overweight and overflowing with food in their oversized carts.
From a distance I see a girl with her alcoholic father and his excessively rounded belly relative to the rest of his body fat. He's complete with accelerated balding and greying. I tried not to look anymore. As I got closer, I see she's older too but normal body weight.
They were probably the same age, and she was good looking all things considered, but the moment we made eye contact, I looked at beer belly to see what he thought since she was staring hard.
It wasn't fear or false bravado. He was used to people looking at them and wondering just what the fuck is going on.
I looked back at her, and the anger, thirst, and regret were all fighting for control of her facial expressions.
If she were my type, I'd definitely break up an aberration of matrimony like that, but once you go fat, I can't do anything but laugh, and getting it up for a woman like that would be a miracle.
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[–] Ari-55 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Morally and financially. The Oreos don't buy themselves, you know.