Archived Amy Schumer celebrates National Bikini Day by grossing everyone out (archive.is)
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Archived Amy Schumer celebrates National Bikini Day by grossing everyone out (archive.is)
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[–] Miphy 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Come the fuck on, the tampòn string is hanging out, wtf is wrong with that ham.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I hate myself for going back and looking.
If anyone else was as foolish as me, here is some eye bleach of a cute model wearing the bikini I just bought today
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought it was gross before I noticed that. I don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with that.
[–] swimfanfan 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I hope her waxer has a good therapist.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Team of highly skilled specialists, who themselves need a psychiatric team to recover from the trauma.
[–] MadBro 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
The tampon string really is hanging out.
I had hoped, for her sake, the beverages were alcoholic. They weren't. She did this in her normal state of mind.
[–] 3l3m3nT 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I didn't notice that at first. So thank you for bringing that to my attention and ruining my life forever.
[–] MadBro ago
Lol. I didn't start it. Someone that commented in the picture did.
[–] swimfanfan 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
That doesn't look thick enough to be a tampon string to me.
[–] Analingus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
She and Lena DunHAM should do a remake of Thelma & Louise cuz they both die at the end
[–] 9762348? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
IRL remake. Nice.
[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Any guy willing to climb on top of that needs their head examined.
[–] MadBro ago
And probably their blood too.
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I would request eye bleach but it won't help me now, I've already clawed my eyes out.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Just in case, here's a seahorse
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
i was not prepared for this
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yet heifer still had the pic taken from a way-high up angle, the better to look as thin as is possible for it.