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[–] Fatchilles 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
My dick went so scared-turtle that I now permanently have a vagina.
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Eye
Bleach
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Unfortunately, this is so fucking American it makes me want to puke.
[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It reminded me of this abomination
[–] RamsayBoltonRocks 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Both hilarious and pathetic.
How does one just thinks "I’m going to put some cheese on my boobs. I will look so damn sexy."? It’s definitely a mindset that I am never going to understand.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Haven't seen that one in a bit, damn cheese coated obeast. Kraft singles are good for nothing.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
70cal/each....that's like...1200 calories JUST in "cheese product".....and you KNOW that beast ate them like half a second after the shutter clicked.
May the beetus take it soon (if it hasn't already).
[–] autism_speaks 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
this is one of those animal/human chimera hybrids alex jones warned you about.
she likes riding in the trailer being pulled by trucks. and mudd'n.
[–] Gizmomax 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Damn. I remember when I used to be proud to be an American...
[–] 44NJ9 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yup, this is what 80% of the world thinks of, when they think American. It is time to destroy this image with ultimate shitlording till all theses beasts return to human size.
Daddies don't really want their daughters to grow up to to be fat cows.
[–] SimonJ57 ago
As a Brit, I can tell you now, I hold that opinion.
I'd fantastic to hear of Americans resisting this public image.
Sadly, there are many more who aren't...
I've only seen all 4 of our in-store scootypuffs being in-use during peak times.
Sadly, they're also used largely (tee-fucking-hee) by fat cunts this side of the pond too..
It seems like you guys need like 20, and there'd still be fights over the damn things.
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
She turned our flag into Old Gory.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Barf! NSFL