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[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Claim it as a fast way to drop 30 pounds.
We could probably eliminate some of the more stupid fats.
[–] Skinnyman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Some less-than-salubrious French vineyards actually got in trouble for putting antifreeze in their wine a few years ago. The Simpsons made a joke of it in the episode where Bart is sent as an exchange student to France.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
It does taste sweet, thats why pets will drink it. It's very toxic too, so only a little is required and it damages the liver, kidneys, and brain. Cats are less likely to drink it because they don't have taste buds for sweetness, but as little as a teaspoon can be deadly :(
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm not sure cats can't taste sweet things. My Maine Coon goes crazy for a taste of cake. Don't get me wrong, I won't feed my cats shit, people food is terrible for them. If he's lucky, he gets a crumb.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Could be something else in the cake he likes (maybe the buttery taste?) but it's generally believed that cats don't have taste receptors for sweetness.
Just make sure not to give your cat anything chocolate - it's even more toxic for cats than it is for dogs!
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My cat has a pretty bad Doritos addiction. He will hear a bag and come running and straight take a chip out of your hand. However, we don't keep chips in the house unless we have guests or something so he just pines away. He gets his wet food a few times a week which satisfies his junk food habit.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My dog goes apeshit for popcorn. Whenever she even hears Mr. Ferret pulling out the air popper, she comes running. Thankfully air-popped popcorn is low-cal (as long as it's not slathered in butter and salt) so I don't mind giving her some.
[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees ago
Let's break this down a little further. What if antifreeze was poured into VitaminWater bottles...left around the break room...you all following me?
[–] lautrec_of_carim ago
Doubt it, unless you deep-fry it first and add some mayo on top.
[–] killyurmaster ago
High Fructose Corn syrup is probably cheaper per-volume and is way more addictive.
[–] Kill-Commies 4 points 0 points 4 points (+4|-4) ago
Go hand out some free juice at a commie riot, i hear they like free stuff.
[–] pacobell 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Fuck off this is fat people hate not ideology hate.